Love, Sex and Friendship

"Life is nothing without friendship."

"I believe that if i should die, and you were to walk near my grave,
from the very depths of the earth i would hear your footsteps."
Benito Perez Galdos

"Friends are not the people you met at the top;
they are the people who were with you at the bottom. "
Michael Garrett Marino

"You have been my friends, that in itself is a tremendous thing..."
E. B. White

"Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either."
Joseph Fischer

"A mirror reflects a man's face,
but what he is really like is shown by the kind of friends he chooses."
Proverbs 27:19

"A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings."
Olin Miller

"Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
"Yes" is the answer."

"If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost;
you can still call him vile names."
Elbert Hubbard

"Women; can't live with them, can't kill them!"
Al Bundy

"To love is to admire with the heart;
to admire is to love with the mind."
Theophile Gautier

"A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth."
Charles Darwin

"No one will ever win the battle of the sexes;
there's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
Henry Kissenger

"Camouflage condoms:
So they won't see you coming."

"Sex is like snow...
You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last."

"It's so much better with two people. Then there's someone to make fun of. "
Chris Harwood

"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view."
Wilma Askinas

"One who looks for a friend without faults will have none."
Hasidic Saying

"What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick."

"A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart,
maybe in distance, but never in heart."

"A kiss: the anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muslces in a state of contraction. "
Dr. Henry Gibbons

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. "
Charles Caleb Colton

"He that plants trees loves others besides himself. "
English Proverb

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched...
but are felt in the heart. "
Helen Keller

"When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation."
Samuel Johnson

"If you go to see the woman, do not forget the whip."

"Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like."

"Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts."
Albert Einstein

"Love is much like a wild rose,
beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense."
Mark Overby

"I'm defending her honor,
which is more than she ever did."

"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends."
Benjamin Franklin

"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile,
nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one
when he discovers that someone else believes in him
and is willing to trust him with his friendship."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good.
When it's bad, it's still pretty good."

"Never shall I forget the days I spent with you.
Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven

"Women always worry about the things that men forget;
Men always worry about the things that women remember."

"If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexaul apparatus is malfunctioning. "

"It is better to have loved and lost, then to have hated and won."

"There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him."
Robert L. Stanfield

"Friends help you move.
Real friends help you move dead bodies."

"She cried. I cried. She threw things. They hit me."
Ross, from Friends

"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very,
very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
Dick Brandon

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."
William M. Thackeray

"The cat and the love you give away always come back to you."

He said: God made Adam first because He didn't want any 'suggestions'.
She said: God made Adam first, then decided the product could be improved.

"In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities."
Janos Arnay

"Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction."
Antoine de SaintExupery

"You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people
than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you."
Dale Carnegie

"Women prefer emotions to reasoning."
Marie Henri Beyle

"A woman is like a teabag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
Nancy Reagan

"Women in general want to be loved for what they are and men for what they accomplish."
Theodor Reik

"Women like quiet men because they think they are listening."

This page was updated: 06 Apr 1997

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